where do i apply to become a goddess
you can’t apply for a job you already have
smooth as fuck
AU - Bad Wolf & the Tenth Doctor meet one last time.
"Are you afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Doctor?"
|Song: The Cellphone Vibration Song|
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my phone vibrated on my laptop and it recorded so i used that sample to make a fun lil song using just the vibration noise. i had fun
are you fucking kidding me
Are you fucking kidding me.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
well when a women sleeps with a ton of men she’s a slut yet when a guy does the same he’s gay
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
the fact that peter capaldi has ALREADY ARGUED with moffat about scripts is extremely promising
HAHAHA GUESS WHAT SCIENTISTS JUST FOUND A PLANET THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST AND THEY CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW IT WAS FORMED FUNNY HOW IT HAPPENS RIGHT AFTER THE 50TH
for fucks sake the image is even colored like galifrey
you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are
what if that happened in real life
what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower
Omfg! What if this is why you get a song stuck in your head! Because your soulmate is singing it somewhere!
IT GOT BETTER