date a guy who licks books like he licks his women
that’s not even a book
my eyes are closed
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
hufflepuff sounds like tumblr
You win this round, Hufflepuff.
i have my Christmas cards/presents ready
I think now is the time to reblog this.
reblogging your own selfie
You all realize this is us in about 20 years.